maybe I'll join the NHS in London
I'll bring the party to you instead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and you call me creepy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Creepy Rapist

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

When I offer to buy you a drink on friday I'll get your order wrong.
I'll apologise and offer to get another but you'll just accept it out of politeness, all the time seething inside.
THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

This is actually brilliant.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I can feel the slight resentment building already
DAMN YOU!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

get him a cinzano and vodka
or a taboo and lemonade
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I was thinking more like a carling instead of a Kronenburg.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

You heartless bastard

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

not only not as nice but about 2% weaker
mwah ha ha ha
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

woah
that's cold
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

you should all move to Exeter
it's much better down here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

It smells weird
and has freaks in KFC. And the student bar staff are fucking useless.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

it doesn't smell weird
the freaks in KFC are an added bonus

the student bar staff are shit though, I'll give you that

but then Exeter Uni students are all grade A cunts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I applied to Exeter
as one of my six
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

My sister went to Exeter

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

2. whereas Al's sister is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Really?
How odd, so did mine. Archaeology.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

1. you're obviously not terrible enough a person to go to uni here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

they accepted me
but I'd picked it at random and hadn't read their course outline which necessitated Latin or Greek at A-level (which I don't have). So Bristol was my second choice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

latin or greek at A-level wearing Ugg boots, leggings or jogging trousers with some stupid thing written across the arse and ridiculous bouffant faux-messy bleached hair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

that's up here too.
the girls in the shopping centre toilets spend hours back combing their hair in the mirror there, it makes it really annoying if you actually want to use the loo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

They all float, for a start.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)