I think DT is a little worse than me.
I'm on -5.75 and -6.0

Darth - 'piano glasses' is the name. In the usual meaning of no-prescription lenses, but "I can't play because I don't have my glases" becomes a plausible excuse.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooh, it's like a competition of the mong-eyed
I'm -6.75 and -6.5
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

-2.25, -2
I lose.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

no idea
I don't have my prescription memorised
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

doubt it
mine is like -0.25 and -0.5, if that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

he says, smugly.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

it's still a pain in the arse
at least you get value for money from your glasses. I only wear mine when at a computer, and not even all the time then.

not sure how accurate the numbers are, because according to the guy at my last eyecheck, aside from the astigmatism, my eyesite is good enough to be a fighter pilot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

This will be useful when you plan your expedition to the South Pole

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

it would be, if my knee wasn't giving me gyp

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

You could just go to the fighter pilot training school and enjoy the topless all-male beach volleyball

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I do feel the need, the need for speed...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

It's almost too obvious
speed great big man-cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Silly Vipros
You don't fly a plane with your knees...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

not with that attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Vipros
outrage- HMV no longer sell Point Break. Withdrawn after Patrick Swayze's death, the cunt
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

you're shitting me
I was about to say "good job I've already got it on dvd" but I'm not sure....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I had it on DVD
but it got scratched, so went to buy a new one.

I bet they're doing some ridiculously expensive special edition
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

the fucking swine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I'm now imagining you sitting back in the cockpit, holding the steering column between your knees
as you crack open a bottle of wine to wash down another croissant, before you plot a course to another boulangerie, anticipating the clamour as a sleepy French village is woken up by the sound of a Harrier hovering over their town square.

The towering, bearded English Viking brings the jet to a halt tidily, next to the fountain and lifts the canopy, handing out photos of his genitalia to the young, moist, highly experienced French peasant girls who are now flocking round his aircraft. He gropes the breast of one well-endowed girl, who looks up into his eyes appreciatively. He holds up a half-eaten croissant in his other hand, gives her a sly wink and says,
"Be a good girl," and pats her on the arse gratefully as she scurries off to the boulangerie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I think I've found my biographer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Haha, same
I think it's getting worse. But I dunno where my glasses are.


Whoops.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Non-starter.
I can't imagine how Darth finds his way round the dance floor.
Good excuse to hang on to Ms Foxtrot's arse.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I have spent enough on glasses and contact lenses to keep Vipros in croissants for several lifetimes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'm
-6.5 in both eyes.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

'Fraid not
-5 in both eyes with ADDED Astigmatism.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'm winning!
This comes as absolutely no surprise to me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Well fuck you, eye-boy
-7.5, -7.1 and one of my eyes is on the bloody wonk as well.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Fucking hell, you're SPECIAL
Bang goes my next sig
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

My friend Gimpy Dave is the winner.
Something like -14 in both eyes, and a clotting disorder. Which is irrelevant to his eyesight, but it seems a bit harsh to take someone who can barely see and ensure that walking into things leads to massive bruises and bleeding.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

That is incredibly harsh
I can only hope that fate also gave him an appropriate payoff, like an absurdly large penis or a genetic abnormality which allows him to buy a Bugatti Veyron at 0.01% of its RRP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)