Don't bring SexFace.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bloody talking about these things on here means that ANY Tom Dick or Fester could turn up
You're all eejits for that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Only if they have addresses.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

It has been mentioned here in the last few weeks
Both time and location
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Oh! is this Al's do?

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm not having a do
Please stop talking about it. It's bad enough that Chompy has invited himself along.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You fucking mentioned the time-ish and definite place on here a while ago
and put the fear of god in me, you fucking idiot
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Alright, alright, calm down, calm down!
I was hoping people would just shut up about it once it was established.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

You should have kept your trap shut
Like those kids who put their parties on facebook and wonder why a load of Bosnians turn up and rape them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Yes. I only just found out about that :(

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I was wondering, because I've not really done this before, but what is the way these things normally go?
I mean, I presume we're going to rent one out for a couple of hours and get bag between us. Do we all just split it up evenly and you get to go first and have the extra line, or do we split it up by how much time we spend with her? We could split it by how many lengths we give her each, but I feel that wouldn't be fair on you. I don't want to be a stick in the mud, but I don't see why I should pay the same as Chompy when I'll only take 3 minutes and he'll take a good 20. When it comes to doing the pick-up, do we have to do that brush-on-teeth thing like they do in the films? I've never really done that before, and would hate to fuck up and end up with talc. Also, have you booked the hotel room for those few hours yet? I think if we book in advance, we might save a few bob, but I don't think I trust the by-the-hour hotel websites.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Those two live together
:/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Yes, but it's no longer Gonz's responsibility. Anyone can see where and when it is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

like me

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I love how Al refused to give you the time everyone was meeting.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

There is no meeting
now go away and be quiet and emo and stuff like you enjoy doing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

he hasn't even accepted my friend request.
I'm going to have to hug him until he loves me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

But I'm assuming Al invited you or said it was ok for you to go or summat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

there was a reluctant acceptance that I could attend yes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You mean you asked?
What is wrong with people these days!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Mind you,
the silly old goat had "Come and have a drink with me 18/06/10" or something as his sig for a while.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

ZOMG
Al's having drinks?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Will you shut the bleeding fuck up
I'm scared of internets.
I know it doesn't appear that way, when you look at my life and that, but really. Randon anyones reading B3ta out of curiosity could turn up and take photos of me, or touch me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Wait, you're going too?
Fuck, now I'm truly gutted I can't make it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

HAHA LOOOOOOOSER!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*eyes welling up*
Yeah? Well fuck you Al!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Don't bash the pianner on yer way out either

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

it's ok
I'm not going to be there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'm quite happy for people to come along
it's not like it's in my house or anything. It's a pub in london, the only thing I didn't want to do was put it on the calender. If you don't want to come because you're scared of meeting other internet people then don't come, but I will be sad if you aren't there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I haz bodyguard
Stop laughing innit!
I'm only messin abaaaaht lovely chops x
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Your bodygaurd is soft as shite though

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I said stop laughing
The inference being that I didn't want you calling me fella a gobshite :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Wait a moment here, you coming?
oh, my goodness, I need to get my tux cleaned !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I might just hide in the bogs in Charing Cross station instead like
But look sharp just in case
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Don't worry we're all harmless
even I'm not that much of a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

You're not?
I feel let down in advance
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I promise to mock your accent if that will help.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

But I'm immune to that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'll just have to headbutt you then.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'm comfortable with that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I haven't spoken to him about it, but I doubt he'd be interested in coming even if I did.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)