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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I don't though
I'm against anal.
Although I did get drunk and try to stick it up the ex's arse once, maybe that's one of the many reasons she dumped me
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:48,
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16 years ago)
It doesn't have to be true.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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I'm not very good at lying
I stutter and stammer and have hot flushes
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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stutter and stammer and have hot flushes smirk.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:54,
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You've never met me, I'm not very smirky at all
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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It's how I imagine you to be.
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girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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He's a bit like one of those people
who knock on your door to get you to change electricity supplier.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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Well you're imagining wrong
Imagine a manic depressive lemur, and you'd be much closer to the mark
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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I think of you more as an adolescent orangutan with ADHD.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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