This is completed unrelated but I thought it was funny
I saw an advert in a magazine yesterday for Twilight dildos. You could choose between a darker 'werewolf' one and a really pale 'vampire' one.

The vampire one sparkled. I laughed out loud on the train.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Were you reading Bizarre magazine?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)

maybe
*shifty eyes*

That's not the point.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I now need to go buy that issue

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I also bought Grand Designs magazine
now that's my real porn.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

would either of you two
like to buy issues 9-136 off of me?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Put them on eBay, someone would want them

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I'm allergic to Ebay
and prefer to get rid of them in one hit than dribs and drabs

Oh well, looks like a carboot to clear out a load of old stuff
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Wrong on so many levels:
see more Epic Fails
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I saw that a while ago
someone made a joke about it looking better if the girl is on. EWWW
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Saw these before
But still, OH MY GOD. Just...wrong.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

eugh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:34, Reply)

is there much of a market for
novelty dildos? Perhaps they should make them themed on various celebrities and characters - I suspect BGB would want a Jeff Bridges one - anyone else got a preference?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 17:36, Reply)

ALEXANDER SKARSGARD!
*dies*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:03, Reply)

*googles*
he has a funny neck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:05, Reply)

utterly lickable

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 18:07, Reply)