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Waxed everything from the neck down
That was bloody painful
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:58,
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Jesus
You are officially the bravest of all the B3tans, until someone comes up with something more horrific than that
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:02,
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Hardly!
Women get waxed all the time.
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girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:03,
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Yeah but they're used to it
and I'm willing to bet Mad Dog's hair was unprepared for such trauma as it had never experienced it before
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:05,
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Nope, had my legs waxed once before this!
Still fucking stings though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:20,
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Mate...
I was giving you an out
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:26,
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I do it for charity, it's worth being called a girl from time to time
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:27,
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bravest biggest tranny
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:04,
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ooh that's brave!
Which bit was the worst?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:10,
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His minge.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:12,
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My legs are pretty hairy, so they needed doing about 3 times per strip
That was the worst at the time.
My armpits were bad, as loads of glue was left on, and the shower wasn't getting it off, so I had the bright idea to shave the few hairs left. That fucking hurt.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:19,
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Oil gets wax off, like baby oil or cooking oil...
just for future ref...
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:27,
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Thank you
I'm hoping I won't do it again, but sadly I know how much it raises, so it's always a possibility
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:28,
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Plus you get to be like a dolphin for a few weeks afterwards
I like getting in fresh bed sheets with newly waxed legs, it feels dead nice.
I'm aware you're treading into Darth territory here if you agree with me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:29,
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I've never waxed owt
However, I like the idea of having my own territory
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:34,
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if it was on a map it would be pink.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:40,
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I'm going to find one of those globes that has the countries in different colours
then email the leaders of all those coloured in pink - or fuchsia, for that matter - saying "KITTY SEZ ALL YOUR COUNTRIES ARE BELONG TO ME"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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I am Ruler of The Multiverse
so they should acquiesce.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:03,
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