Dear St Anthony, please come down
Something is lost and cannot be found

(Say it three times picturing the document)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

...and he'll step out of the mirror and gut you with his hook-hand.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Oops!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I don't think she ate it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Are you sure?
the Spanish do some weird shit for entertainment
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

They also pioneered the idea of a nap in the middle of the day
Which would suit me just fine right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)

My god, you're right!
Just call me "Jose" *Dances around sombrero*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Aberracion will now tell you why that stereotype is inaccurate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Shall I?
I cliked reply and then though, oh, well, let him being wrong, he's happy.

(Sombrero, in the way you use it, and that dance around it, is Mexican, not Spanish. However, they still have naps as we do, so well, yes, I imagine you can still use it)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

It was meant to be a prediction rather than an imperative
Thank you for proving me right!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I know...it was all just for comic effect
because yes, I am THAT funny
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Oh, sorry
Hahaha! That's funny!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Have you found your document yet?
have you tried down the back of the sofa? Because that's where I lose stuff.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I haven't found it
and I have no sofa here. I can't believe I lost it... I don't know what I'm going to do.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Having just got back from Spain I can tell you
that they also have an odd penchant for deadlocked mullets
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)

What's a deadlocked mullet?
Presumably a fish dish which can't be moved from its position on the plate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)

dReadlocked, I was distracted by work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I hate it when that happens

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I like my idea better

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Emile Heskey is St Anthony?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

We pray to Saint Pancracio
You offer him parsley and tell him that if he doesn't help you, you'll tie a rope around his balls.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

REALLY???
We wouldn't dare make threats to saints.
I'm assuming that's St. Pancras in English.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Oh, yes, St Pancras
Yes, we do. You only offer the parsley if he's found the thing for you, otherwise, nothing, or you tie him with a rope. In theory, it's a St you have to treat really badly for him to do you favours.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)

kinky bastard

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

He's got a name for being lazy
So the only way you get his help is by threatening him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

That's exactly what I was thinking
And maybe he's NOT kinky, so he deliberately won't find it as revenge for you threatening his knackers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)