OH WOE IS ME, CRUEL WORLD, YOU SHALL PAY, CRUEL WORLD, VENGANCE WILL BE MINE.
I can't move my neck more than 10-20% without moving my upper torso, it's been about 2 days of this now, my flatmate says that I'm like Sandy Tozvick (apparently she is also a neckspack). PLUS a filling fell out a couple of days ago and I hate the dentist. PLUS my guts aren't to clever at the moment.

OH WOE IS ME, YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE, CRUEL WORLD, AND I WON'T MISS YOU.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:32, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We can rebuild you
we have the technology.

You were in my dream last night, it was about iPhones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Oh'aye' ,) for the record, I really am that good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

That's presuming you don't want me to look somewhere my body isn't directly facing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

It means you can do the robot dance :D

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I can't believe you are having sexy sex dreams about gonz
what happened to your dream relationship with me?

this is twice in as many days that you have deeply hurt me Kitty. I'm not sure how much more I can take.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

It wasn't a sex dream, it was a technology based dream
you and Michael Buble are still sharing the number 1 spot in my dirty subconscious.

Plus you're my b3ta unrequited lover, no one can take that away from you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

awesome
*airpunches*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Oh man, I could act like a really stiff run-down robot and then get someone from the audiance to 'pour oil' on my joints and then do some sweet body-bopping afterwards.
I'd use some Daft Punk as my soundtrack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I missed you on Friday :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Aye, I should have came, but I was all WOE IS ME and ended up not going out.
If it helps though, I did get tarted up to go out, I just changed my mind at the last minute, I wish I changed my mind 10 minutes later when I was on the train and it would have been to late.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I hope it was a tux
That's all I'll say...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Complete with red bow tie and a kuple from "Ben's Batmitziah 1997".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I've forgotten what you look like,
so I am going to imagine that you look like Simon Cowell.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I kindda look like a very good looking elephant man, or an ugly Amarni model...
... depending on your point of view.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Oh beautiful!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Get an office chair on wheels, some polyfilla and a nappy
job done
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)