Also, on a serious note
London Zoo in November is likely to be cold and wet and not much fun at all.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yes but that's the only time I'll be there.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)

are you only in London
for one day?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I'll be back towards the end of january, but for the first part of my trip, no, I won't be in london.
I'll be travelling about the good old countryside.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Countryside is rubbish
it's full of cows and poo. Stay in London, it's where all the miserable misanthropic cunts live.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I love the countryside. It's peaceful.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

You've clearly never seen the british countryside
Smackheads on every corner and prostitutes waiting to facerape you on the verges. You'll fit in just fine.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

All the prostitutes have qualifications in carrying plates
and the smackheads all have British passports so they occasionally go and work elsewhere in the EU without bothering to get a visa.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

sounds fun
but a suggestion might be not to spend all day at the zoo. I speak from experience when I say I went to the zoo three times during childhood at various birthday parties, and it doesn't get more engaging
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

well I'm thinking the afternoon more then the whole day.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

You are WRONG, the zoo is BRILLIANT.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

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tee hee
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:01, Reply)

You old misery guts.
Its just as likely to be a bright sunny day, if a little chilly.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I can deal with cold and wet,
I love zoos. I have to go visit it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Hmm, I wonder when the Motorhead gig is?
Late November I think.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

EDIT
27th Actually
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Well I'm up town for that, and could go to the zoo too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It's really expensive too
but if you buy a train ticket (any train ticket) you get two for one entry so if you can get yourself a cheap single from one station to the next for a couple of quid, you can save about ten quid on your entry.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

thank you!
that's very helpful, I'll bear that in mind.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)