Dear Chickenlady
I sometimes feel like life is empty and meaningless, that the only reason to go on is because other people would be gutted if I did anything along the lines of killing myself. That sometimes the life I live is a lie, my skills that vie learnt are useless, and if I'm not happy in my 19 years on this planet yet, and that I'm so far from being happy, truly happy, that if anything I'm further than when I started, that it might take another 19 years for me to be happy again, and that is only if I make a start now.

So, in short, what would you say is the best way to poach two eggs at the same time?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stir the water to create a whirlpool
crack in one egg, give it just enough time to set slightly and then crack in the other. But make sure you've got a reasonably big pan or this won't work.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Easy
Set a large pan of water boiling.
Take 2 plastic sandwich bags and crack one egg into each.
Plop into the water and poach for 3 minutes if the eggs are at room temperature.
Take out the bags and turn out the eggs onto some toast.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

See, this is where you're going wrong
All this stuff about poaching eggs is linked to your empty and meaningless life.

Make an omelette. Think outside the box - not in it, outside it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Would it be wrong in wanting some ketchup on the side, given the current economical climate?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I think ketchup is nasty stuff
but in these straitened times it is probably a good idea to support local businesses. Eat ketchup.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)