This sort of thing happens a lot
I've done a couple of murder cases that follow the report in the link.

As for you lot, I'm only a little bit scared of Clendrix.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you ought to be a lot more scared then
a LOT more scared. She'll fuck your shit RIGHT up if you're not careful.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Why are people scared of Clendrix?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I don't know
She seemed quite amiable to me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

She is, she's the mostest wonderful b3tan there is
but if you cross her, if you dared to insult her when you think she's not reading, if you are as monumentally stupid as Lab is, then you should be afraid. You should be very, very afraid.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I never insulted her
I wouldn't even dream to do so, lest she came at me in my dreams.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'm going to smash your face to a bloody pulp.

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Oh God, I've done nothing wrong!
I'm so sorry! *curls up all fetal, crying*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Why are you telling me TO MY FACE
that I'm a shit B3tan, you pussy?
Maybe I should beat up some chumps, starting with you, clart
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Yeah, bring it bee-atch
I'm gonna get totally industrial estate on your ass, I'm gonna bring the frazzles and make you hold one between your buttocks and then bend down and pick pennies off the floor.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

gonna get totally industrial estate on your ass nodding my head like yeah
gonna bring the frazzles and make you hold one between your buttocks and then bend down and pick pennies off the floor. moving my hips like yeah
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Don't ever cross her
One guy pushed in front of her at the bar, she just went fucking crazy, fuckin' teeth and claws everywhere. They guy looked like he'd had a threesome in a washing machine with a couple of bobcats.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

And not the good kind of threesome

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I think I saw her pull each of his toes off and throw them through, actually through, his chest.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Arf
When I was little my Mum accidentally killed two cats in our washing machine.
It was quite an horrific sight, I can tell you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Bet she was gutted
when she found out you'd managed to escape from the sack and had put the cats in instead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

*more tea on the screen*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

You do NOT want to make an enemy of Clendrix.
Oh no, not at all, she'll fuck you up big time. Just look at her, [number]-stone of pure mussel. Sure, she's a kitten in the right hands, but if she was big enough to kill you, she'd do it without a second thought, and she is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Plus, I heard, she can make _it_ wink at you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

she once punched me in the chest and dented it

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)

But you've got a chest like a piece of aluminium foil

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I meant the 18th century treasure chest I was carrying at the time

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I plan on offering hugs in penance for any wrong, imagined or real, that I've caused.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)