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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Gin is fun
and I live in squalor.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I saw pictures of you snogging Chompy :D
Oh what are we going to do with you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)
have her shaved, sterilised and destroyed?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
That would be a first step

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Nah, she's nice, it's just that she's got sexual mole eyes and needs to keep her pobber in her knickers when it comes to b3ta men

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)
<3 you. And that is good advice...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I did try and tell yout this
but then you drank all that snakebite and then you went and did rude things.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
i don't drink snakebite!
also I don't remember any of that. Whoops
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)
All of my advice is sound homey.
Now, go out and buy a pug.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
i saw a cute black one in Covent Garden.
i squealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)
you're learning young one.
was a mincy bloke walking it?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)
a pretty lady.
it looked at me with distain in its exes...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)
only pretty people should have them. They are far too awesome for people to comprehend
I'm going to get 40 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)
not a good combination
her mole eyes and chompy's rape-o-vision.

a recipe for disaster.

I recommend a "man in the iron mask" type solution
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I bet their eyes locked together like lego bricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)
the evidence would suggest that their faces did
so it is a logical assumption
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Lock me up and never let me out again?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Where though!?!??
CAN ANYWHERE CONTAIN YOUR DRUNKEN VAGINA?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)
my panties certainly can't

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)
That's because they are made from tissue paper and your pobber just sucks it all up like a hungry ewok.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I just did a sick in my mouth

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)
I typed it with blood streaming out my eyes.
sometimes the shit I come out with does make me think "...dude, wtf man....."
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)
I did a pobberlol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)
And you like creepy rapists to put their tongues in your mouth
and their winkys in your foo foo until they do sex wees on your tum tum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
don't be nasty about applebite

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Applebite would never let a creepy rapist do a sex wee on her tum tum.
she would slurp it down her throat with great relish and ask for seconds.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

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