Only a couple of things to see in Guildford
but it is sometimes quite fun to walk up to St Martha's Hill, look west and laugh at Woking.

/snob blog.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 19:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OHMIGOD
That's near me, we should totally get together and have a mutual-masturbating mini bash
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:57, Reply)

that's so fucking sexy I just puked on my shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I think that now
you have to fuck a goose
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Is this in some sort of rule book I know nothing about?
typical!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Nope
it's just that the other day I said that I'd shit in my shoes and rape a duck if K2k6's post didn't get onto the popular page.

I assumed that puking in yours would naturally lead to Goose-rape, such is the manner of things
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:11, Reply)

now now, I didn't puke in them
I puked on them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Ah, I see
you should have taken them off first, it's like standing in warm vegetable soup
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:23, Reply)

oh eurgh

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I hope you kept to your side of the bargain.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Disappointingly, the post got on the popular page
so I fist-fucked a stoat instead
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:37, Reply)

A poor substitute.
I clicked until I got cramp.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Then it's YOUR fault
if you hadn't clicked, right now you'd all be staring at photos of me, guts deep in a mallard, wearing shit-filled shoes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Damn, another mis-read post
I thought you were going to do these things if it got on the popular page. Apologies to everybody.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Ah, Guildford, famous for Ford Prefect pretending to come from near there
And a castle where nothing happened.
Some nice places to go for a walk though.
I am also from around there, can't really think of anywhere to point a tourist, maybe dapdune wharf, or just to the train into London.

Oxford on the other hand has a ton, loads of museums, all the various colleges, and punting.

Our college even had a tourist visit once. He was lost.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:24, Reply)

OHMIGOD
Three-way-mutual-masturbation-mini-bash!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I went to a college near guildford for an interview
they didn't employ me. Also I bought some Magic cards there once.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:50, Reply)

At Guildford Games + Comics (Or Avatar ages ago)?
That shop's closed now *sadface*, was a great place for geekdom.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:22, Reply)