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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got the dogs with me today.
We're going for a walk in the park at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
dogs in the office?
I had my smallest cat in here yesterday - it fell asleep on my keyboard while I was on the phone
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Family business.
Parent's dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Will you be sniffing any.....
Oh forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)
aaw
wish I could have a dog in the office. ducklings, whilst cute, are not nearly as lovely as dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
this is not true
dogs are slobbery and noisy and smelly and demanding.

Ducks are cute and quacky and their babies are soooo cute and they're just awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Dogs are like kids.
Lovely to borrow and play with and even better to give back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
oh no
much much better if it's your own. Borrowing a child would just annoy me - I'd be wondering why they were such an irritating little shit, why they kept whining, what the fuck is wrong NOW? etc etc. With my own, I know what's wrong (he's just an irritating little shit sometimes, there is no special reason, except bad parenting, obviously), and I have free rein to drug him with calpol when he gets up at 3.30am for the 10th fucking night in a row. (vitamin c gnashes teeth)
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Calpol is ace - although even the sugar free stuff sends my two kids loopy.
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
my other half is dead against it
but if it was up to me, baby'd get a spoonful everytime he woke up in the night. mrvitC finally relented at 5.30am, after 2 hours of whinging. result was a baby who went straight back to sleep and slept for 2 hours. Whilst we had to get up at 6.30 and get ready for work.
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

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