There are two monkeys in a bath
The first monkey says, "OOOHH OOh OHH AH AH AH AH AH!!,

to which the second replies, 'If it's too hot Colin, put some cold water in.'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:28, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This made me chuckle :-)

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

This is my favorite.
I taught my 9 year old nephew this joke.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Two nuns in the bath
One says, "Where's the soap?"
The other replies, "Yes, it does rather."


Works best if heard rather than read...

Actually probably works best if not heard or read.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

You know lots of nun jokes.
I blame your education for this.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Get back to work!
*flicks whip*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

*horns*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

*belts*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

*spanks*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

*Goes to recharge aircon*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I love this joke

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)