Two Brummies fishing in a canal
"Have you caught anything yet?"

"Yeah, I caught a whale. I had to throw it back in though"

"Why"

"Most of the spokes were bust".

[edited for spelling retardedness]
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:44, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I read that as "Who Bumders fishing in a canal"

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Surely it's two brummies, not who?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You're right
It's early and I'm retarded.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Haha
Still wrong.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

His fingers are numb where the end of the whip caught them
Serves him right - he should be working not posting on B3ta from the loo.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Oi!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I know your nasty little secrets
like nipping into the posh loos at work...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I love how it's still wrong.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Brummie chav in his new white trainers.
Friend say - 'yow've got a layce ondon'.
Chav says - 'nah, iat sez on tha sole Taiwan'
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I've tried my best to say that in a brummie accent in my head
but I just don't get it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

'tie one'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

ahhh I was looking in all the wrong places for the joke
I thought it was in the first line.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

It was easy to overlook.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)