Stealing jokes is fun!
There’s a Mexican, a black guy and a white guy walking along the beach, they find a lamp, rub it and POOF, a genie appears and agrees to grant them each one wish.
The Mexican says “I want all my Mexican brothers to be happy, and you know, back in Mexico.” So POOF, the wish is granted, and the Mexican disappears.
The black guy says “I want for all of my African Brothers to be happy and back in Africa.” So POOF, the wish is granted, and the black man disappears.
The genie finally goes up to the white guy and says, "What will your wish be?"
The white guy says, "You mean to tell me that all of the Blacks and Mexicans are out of the country?"
The genie says, "Well, that is what they wished for!"
So the white guy says, "In that case, I’d like a coke."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't get this

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I think the white guy is american.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Is he happy, is that why he wants a coke?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Yep
There's not really anything better he could ask for
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

This joke doesn't make sense and neither is it funny
He could have asked for some champagne, this would have made it more obvious that he was celebrating. But that just makes it more obvious that it's a crap racist joke.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It's from a film
Thought some people would recognise it.

The original is much more racist.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I was thinking of coke like the drug
and was confused.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)