Just now...
When I was outside having a sandwich, a mong came up to me really proud that he's doing "banking" at university, he insisted that I see his admision forms. I was all like "well done you !", really friendly chap, told me all about his lunch that he got across the road. He then asked for a cig and I gave him one, he then put his fist out for fist-bumps.

Man, mongs are like dogs that can talk, I wanted to take him home but I don't have enough outdoors space.

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*Replies to everyone with '=)', except Broadsword.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:58, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is the best thing I've read in ages

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

aww that sounds lovely

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Thank you, Lord, for Gonz.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Have you been talking to the mirror again?

( broadsword, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Did he have a bowlcut?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Nah', mongs don't do that any more, I don't think.
They tend to have like a #3 all over* and a #5 on top**

* The one that's just so you can't see skin showing through.
** The one that's just a bit longer than the first one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)