Not recent, but the stupidest question I've ever been asked,
At my highschool prom, I went very oriental - cheongsam dress, chopsticks in my hair etc. A boy who had known me the full five years of highschool came over and asked:
"Are you actually Chinese then?"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:02, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No.
If I get mistaken for any kind of forrin, it's usually Norwegian or Swedish.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

There are much worse nationalities to be mistaken for
I've only ever met two Swedish girls and they were both unfeasibly attractive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I love it.
Scandinavian women are fucking hot.
Although, I get it because despite coming from a family where my mum's side is mostly Italian, and my dad's side all have curly black hair and bright blue eyes, I have blonde hair, very fair skin and pale grey eyes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

That is pretty unusual
I made a total dick of myself today. I friended some B3tans on FB and saw someone with blonde hair commenting on pics from Al's London bash. For some reason, because Amberl told me you were there, I thought it was you. I was wrong. Oops
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Very, especially since my sister is obviously a direct combombination of my parents.
I've always wondered if I should be worried.

Ha, oh dear. Who was it then? It might have been me, I did comment on some of the pictures. Mostly the Rapey/Lampito one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

The comment was on a pic of Rapey and Roota
And for some reason the blonde hair was enough for me to think it was you, even though the person's first name was Becky. She rightly called me a massive spastic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Ah, yes.
As the name suggests, that would be beckyjsbx.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Yep. I hardly know Becky. She was most corteous about refusing my friend request
My usual FB friend-whoring was bound to get me into deep shit eventually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

She refused you?
I'm surprised because Becky is all of the lovely.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I refused TLiC a while back
because I don't actually know him
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Maybe she too has this 'I don't actually know you' rule

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I dont add random shitcunts to my FB
So everyone on here who survived the weekend cull should feel very grateful.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Hi Becky!
I feel we got off on the wrong foot...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

No, I'm just not terribly keen on you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Phew

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

this is also my stance
You can only be my fb friend if you're okay with a 3am visit from me in my boxers. If you haven't had one yet, your time is nigh.
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I love the division of how well received
this would be
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Shush
It's been nearly two weeks. My time is thigh nigh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Shit.
*locks windows*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

As I said, she was very nice about it
She said she was trying to minimise the number of randoms on her FB and as she hadn't met me... which is fair enough, not everyone is such a friend-whore as I am.

Of course it's possible she just thinks I'm a cunt *awaits painfully obvious response from Al*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Don't worry, she thinks I'm a cunt too.
Not really that much of a shock...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You said something very nasty and then refused to recant it. This makes you a cunt in my book.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)

It was in an entirely joking capacity
But fair enough, offense was not intended
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

What?
beckyjsbx's real name is Becky!?
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I know!
How wild is that?!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:46, Reply)

When I friended a couple of people earlier - I think they'd prefer if I didn't name and shame
I was recommended a guy who I thought might be DJTP, but I realised it couldn't be cos his first name wasn't Trial

That's how it works, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

dj only befriends single ladies

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

"All the single ladies, all the single ladies..."
*fwaps*
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I didn't try and friend him
as he too may well have pulled the "who the fuck are you?" rule, and there's only so much rejection a boy can handle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Sorry
rejection cock
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Predictable AND untrue

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Tchah. Norwegians/Chinese.
All the same innit?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Forrins.
*shrugs*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I thought she looked
Mong-olian to me
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

My sides.
They are splitting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I know
It's really funny 'cos, like, you look and sound like you've got learning difficulties! Ahahahahaha.
Jesus, when is rapey getting back so someone else can take over pigtail-pulling duties?
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

If Applebite had pigtails
Rapey would be constantly spluffing his shorts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

You say that like he's not anyway

( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I assume his tent is simply awash with spaff by now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Sometimes I do.
French plait ones. They make me look proper sweet an innocent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

proper like a porn start trying to look
( djtrialprice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

When I had long hair in high school
I used to deliberately put plaited pigtails in my hair when I knew I was going to get into trouble, because they made me look so innocent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Ha.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

HAHAHA
You're about the least chinese person in the world!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I answered yes,
To which he said "Wow! Really??"
and I replied "No! Do I fucking look chinese, you fucking retard?"
And then he bought me a drink.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Well, it would match your diet
Surely recently you've enjoyed the cream of 'sum yun guy'?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Or a portion of Won Hun Gi?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I tell people I'm chinese all the time
People love to hear about Grandma Ling-Ling
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)