The first two?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah, I see
You're wrong about films
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I agree
Toy Story sucks balls.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Woo, backup!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

now, and give a brother room - the fuse is lit and I'm about to go BOOM
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

*polite applause*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

*firm handshakes*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

You and I are just destined to disagree on stuff
Apart from all the things we agree on. Like Muse. And poledancing. And there must be something else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

you both fancy men?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Neither of us fancy you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

that's 100% wrong and you know it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Well I can't speak for Kitty but it seems unlikely
and I can say with some confidence that I'd rather stick my dick in some mashed potato
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

What are you on about, I totally fancy Vipros

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

see?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

see? I love you too Kitty



YAY!! Now that you've accepted it we can finally be together and have croissants every day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

+on the yacht in the bahamas

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

awww yeah
giggedy
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Now I see why you are so smug
You have a hot soon-to-be-Mrs V, Roota as BFF, and Kitty wanting to run away with you!
I hate you, Sir, I hate you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

you are forgetting that Flim-flam and I are a crime fighting duo.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

The nail in the coffin

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

what can I do to make it up to you?
I feel we were beginning to have some kind of bond and would hate to see that broken because of my unavoidable appeal to certain elements among the b3ta ladies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Oh no, we can still be cool
I'm sure there are other b3ta ladies who find me appealing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I'm sure
between us we've got all bases covered
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)

We are pretty much the pinnacle of b3ta men

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

just imagine if we both had beards and mohawks
I recommend a paintmash
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I shall work on it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Ahem
*begins to protest*
*catches sight of self in mirror*
*backs down shamefacedly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Well, that changes things
Better go easy on the beer and weed at Sonisphere mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

she has admitted as much in the past
not to mention the sexy sex dreams she's had about me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I also totally fancy Enzyme
but he doesn't know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

understandable
on both counts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

He knows.
He knows EVERYTHING.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

it wouldn't surprise me if he had developed telepathy

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)