Aha I thought I had read this before :p
Get an Audi A3. Does 55mpg at "motorway speeds" like 90. 70mpg if you drive sensibly at 55 on country roads. And 40mpg around town.

Which I have noticed kicks a Scion whatever that is
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You? Drive "sensibly"?
What happened to "I'm going to kill you and eat your passengers"?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Bahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

That's only on motorways I get angry
*whistles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

*snarls*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

he's not going to be able to afford an Audi

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I know
*smugs at Vipros levels*
HAND ME A CROISSANT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

*does so*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Or the insurance
He wants a Polo, he can buy mine if he likes I make him good price!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Isn't your polo fairly sick most of the time?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

sick in a good way?
Like "that trick you just did was mad sick, bro"...?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

now, you know I love and respect your car-y knowledge,
but an Octavia or a Leon are the same car for 25% less money.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)