'Find Jeff an English bird'.
It's all about Jeff coming over here for some English nookie and meeting me and getting laid. A simple premise I know but I think it could be a big hit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd watch that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

You wouldn't see the actual nookie part.
That would be implied by my big grin the morning after.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Hello lovely
Did you get my tit-grope?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

From whom?

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

From me
I asked Crow to pass it on. Seems like you had a lovely time!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Aw man! I would have loved a tit grope from Crow.
He's lovely.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Apologies
I even had Lampito's text message as written proof that my groping your breasts would be a message from her, and not just me sexually harrassing you for my own benefit. I wasn't party to a great deal of groping so it must have slipped my mind.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Well it's your loss too sunshine : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Absolutely
I finally get to see that your well-reputed norks are deservedly well-reputed and I completely forget to validate this with a grope! Honestly, I'd forget my own cock if it wasn't strapped on...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I don't think his limp wrists would be able to support your awesome boobs.
They'd collapse and splinter from the sheer fantasticness of them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

^This.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

and cutting to the moon the night before

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Is that a visual metaphor for nookie?
I prefer the "train rushing into the tunnel" one myself
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

on classy films they always pan the camera away from the bed and to the window, where the moon is usually shining

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm too busy seeing if the moon is upside down to notice the significance.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

that wasn't the (main) reason for saying I'd watch it
:-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

lies
ON THE INTERNET
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Not "Find Jeff an English Blouse"?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

That would narrow his search down somewhat.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)