Maybe we could persuade the BBC that there is a University of B3ta.
I'm sure we could put up a team that would thrash a bunch of oiks.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:34, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Enzyme and 3 fillers

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I think he WAS on University Challenge, once...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Twice I thought?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

yeah
but what about the quiz?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It would be like Scumbag college versus Footlights college Oxbridge.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

RA RA RA We're going to smash the oiks!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Ra ra ah-ah-ah...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

roma romama

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I fucking love that song.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

the video is actually pretty cool

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Enzyme has the brain the size of a planet
Can't spell his own name though...

I'd be better on Mastermind - Specialist subject BOOBS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I was thinking about what my specialist subject would be.
I was reading Molesworth on the train, I might do that. I even know Molesworth 2's name.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Mine would be Supernatural.
Or Southern Comfort.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

And a subsection of "Being Fucking Hot"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

The Pandatron stirs....
;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Psh.
I'm allowed to pander to Applebite. Somehow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Lampito can pander to me as much as she likes.
She's so lovely that I revel in it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I LIKE THIS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I LIKE THAT YOU LIKE THIS.
I ALSO LIKE YOU
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I LIKE THAT YOU LIKE THAT I LIKE THIS.
I LIKE YOU TOO, AND I LIKE IT THAT YOU LIKE ME.

We need to hit Font and Fifth at some point like a motherbitch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I LIKE EVERYTHING.
Yes we fucking do. I go on holiday on thursday and get back on the 7th, so after then. I went out in chester last night, and it was shit and the talent was shit and I paid £5.50 for an amaretto sour. :( I MISS MANCHESTER.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'm back in Manchester for either a LIMITED TIME ONLY or a while.
I'll let you know which though ;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Awesome :)
I'll look forward to it.
Right, I have to go and do my sister up for her prom. ttfn.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Can I come?
To Font, not prom
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Yes!
I LIKE THIS IDEA
You could probably go to prom if you wanted,but i wouldn't bother cos they're only 16 so there'll be no booze and she's the only cool one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

But do you know what county it's in?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I didn't know Molesworth was a real place!
That excites me a little. Almost as much as the fact Adrian Mole was almost called Adrian Molesworth.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I <3 Adrian Mole

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

That looks like "I fart Adrian Mole"

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

It does
But I don't
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

There's an RAF base and everything!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)