The Weakest Link
although this is hardly news

Then Total Wipeout. Winning both of those should be enough for me to establish myself as a D-list celebrity in today's culture. Then I wheel out the arm candy and wait for the daytime TV presenting offers to roll in. I'll be on This Morning in five years. That's the plan. Which I've just made up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

oh yeah what happened with that?
did you win?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Oh I haven't even been called up yet
I'm on THE LIST, which means I have to wait for them to fit me into a show. Every one of the contestants on each show has to be from a different area of the country, with a different job and different interests. Am confident that I'm "special" enough not to have to wait long. Thank you for asking :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

sorry
I failed at being a caring friend. I cared enough to remember roughly what it was, but not enough to listen in the first place as to when it was.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

To be fair
you remembered at all, honey. Points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Yay!
I hope there's a big white board in your office with b3tan names and gold stars on it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Why, yes, yes there is
If by "board" you mean "sacrificial altar" and by "gold stars" you mean "chances of avoiding bloodletting based on niceness".

It is in my office though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Does niceness increase or decrease the chances of bloodletting?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Decrease
Amberl is currently the person least likely to be thrown into a volcano if the harvest fails.

Chompy is still the runaway leader
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

at least he finally excels at something

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Everyone's got their special skills
You have poledancing and corsetry, I have dancing and Chompy has... (left blank for your own suggestion)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

So he should be
the fat cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

well
you're certainly special...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Aw, shucks
*blushes*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)