You.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm not a show
I think you should be on Zoo Days.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

What's that? Some Animal programme?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

The clue is in the title.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Zoo is also a men's magazine
I'm trying to establish whether she is accusing me of being a perv, or associating me with our simian cousins.

Although, both would be accurate descriptions
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

It's about fluffy zoo animals
it's great.

I'd like to be on Bondi Vet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

What would you do?
Play with the Servals? Clean out the Alpacas?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Perv on Bondi Vet
He looks like Johnny Bravo. Plus once I was over there I'd just quit and go and lie on a beach.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I just googled it
Cor blimey, WOULD
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

see, I know my hot stuff.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

...AND SHE KNOWS HER HOT STUFF
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

thanks
I'll take that barbed compliment and put it with the rest.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yup, defiantly not creepy in the slightest what so ever !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I'd like to be inside you as well
I'd like to think there's a little bit of me in all of you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

aww I love you Gonz
in your haphazard spelling you have inadvertently correctly spelled a whole other word. This makes me happy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

LETS ELOPE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

ooh can we?
where do you want to go? I want to go somewhere with pineapples.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Have you ever been to East Barnet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)