Gonz
I know that everybody loves him, even I used to like him too, but his saccharin sweet, child-like, poorly written posts really grate on me.
Not enough for me to hate him, mind. Just enough for me to wish RTAs on his family
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Really Tasty Anchovies?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Royal Trust Awards?
Aww, that's nice
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

You know I mean road traffic accidents, stop being silly
Most people argue about whether they'd go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. Me, I'd go back and tattoo the names and addresses of Gonz's grandparents on Hitler's cock, along with the words 'dirty, dirty Jew Jews', in tiny writing so that he wouldn't even see it until he hit puberty and became aroused.
The resultant fury would inspire a deep-seeded hatred in little Hitler, thus causing WWII.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

So, you've admitted you'd go back in time, with the single intention of touching a childs cock?
You sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. serious mental issues
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Love you too
You good looking little bastard

Xxx
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Why thank you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Totally gutted over here.
I might go make some lude comments to strangers over it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

That's the spirit, gonz
and congratulations on your first ever correctly spelt, bitter post
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

*coughs* lewd

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Oh gosh, so close
How are you doing anyway Mont?

Now that I respect you, I consider us homies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I'm sweating like Colonel Dracula
when he realised he’d said too much about that Rachel Nickell business and the ‘honey trap’ was closing in on him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Where are you?
I'll fetch you a fan, because I got your back, home-boy.

I'm in an office so well air conditioned that it's positively arctic in here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)

North Finchley
If London has a dullest corner, this is most certainly it....

I have two fans whirring away and two open windows but I have five staff in here too and one of them's really fat - it's her fault I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:46, Reply)

That's near Becky, in Fredley Park I think
I've just got onto B3ta on my work PC for the first time!

Hooray for sucking off IT bods!

EDIT hometime now, bye
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:56, Reply)