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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Athena
as she knows everything and came out of her dad's ear.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'd be Athena too
but only because she's a dirty great big lesbian and Aphrodite's well fit.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Better to come out of your dad's ear then come in your dad's ear.

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I thought she burst out of his fod?

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Fod?

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Forrid.
Forehead.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I bet that stinged a bit.

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Are you in my head?

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)
No I'm in your heart.
*grins*
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)
That would leave a nasty scar

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)
My dad has a nasty scar on his fod in the shape of an upside down 'Y'
This had lead me to believe that I was Athena/Minerva.
If I now find out she came out of his ear I'll be so sad.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)
According to my book of greek mythology
It was his fod.
He turned her mother into a fly and swallowed her, so Hera wouldn't find out he'd been shagging another bird. A while later, he had a headache, so he got the smith god, hephaestus to crack open his skull to see what the problem was, and out popped out the fully grown, fully armoured Athena.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)
And I thought Japanese porn was weird

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

weird delicious
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)
strikethrough fail
damn, you're quick.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)
This is a fairly average story for Greek mythology.
There are a hell of a lot weirder.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I have no idea where I got the ear thing from
somewhere at some point I've been told ear....

Catholic school. I blame the nuns.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)
His what?

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

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