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Athena
as she knows everything and came out of her dad's ear.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:45,
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I'd be Athena too
but only because she's a dirty great big lesbian and Aphrodite's well fit.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:46,
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Better to come out of your dad's ear then come in your dad's ear.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:46,
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I thought she burst out of his fod?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:47,
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Fod?
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:49,
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Forrid.
Forehead.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:50,
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I bet that stinged a bit.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:51,
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Are you in my head?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52,
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No I'm in your heart.
*grins*
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:00,
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That would leave a nasty scar
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:51,
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My dad has a nasty scar on his fod in the shape of an upside down 'Y'
This had lead me to believe that I was Athena/Minerva.
If I now find out she came out of his ear I'll be so sad.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:54,
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According to my book of greek mythology
It was his fod.
He turned her mother into a fly and swallowed her, so Hera wouldn't find out he'd been shagging another bird. A while later, he had a headache, so he got the smith god, hephaestus to crack open his skull to see what the problem was, and out popped out the fully grown, fully armoured Athena.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:03,
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And I thought Japanese porn was weird
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:05,
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weird delicious
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:06,
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strikethrough fail
damn, you're quick.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:06,
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This is a fairly average story for Greek mythology.
There are a hell of a lot weirder.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:23,
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I have no idea where I got the ear thing from
somewhere at some point I've been told ear....
Catholic school. I blame the nuns.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:08,
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His what?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:50,
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