I let all the people in the supermarket live.
I'll have an almond one please.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're far too easy going.
That's your trouble.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It's lucky I wasn't pushing the trolley or A&E would have been full of bad ankle breaks.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

When are you having your baby?
It must be soon!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Next week.
I told the midwife I was terrified. She said "oh, a c-section is quite safe" and I then had to tell her I'm not terrified of the c-section, I'm terrified of having an actual baby to look after. What if I break it?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Keep the receipt

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

If I get a ginger one can I exchange it?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

By the time I have kids
there'll be a test for that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

By the time you have kids
You'll be able to pick the colour of its tail.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

oh my god that would be amazing
I want it to have wings as well like a little baby dragon.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

You want to give birth to a dragon?
That's weird and awesome in equal parts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

yes, why?
what's wrong with that?

Maybe I can lay some kind of dragon egg rather than live birth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

This would be all kinds of awesome.
A dragon would be way cooler than a kid. You'd just have to fireproof everything in the house.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I would actually love to have a pet dragon

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Like Eragon
book, not movie.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

is the last book out yet?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Yeah it was out last year methinks
god, get with it Vipros!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

jeez, sorry!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

you read Eragon?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I read most things fantasy and sci fi
even if they are for kids
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm not quizzing you on the kid front
Diana Wynne Jones and Robin Jarvis are amazing and both of them write for children in the main.

... but Eragon?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I think I picked the first one up in an airport when I had nothing else to read
and as bad as it is I still want to know what happens in the story.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

This is why
I stick to authors I know when buying in airports
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I don't like most authors they sell in airports
there's only so much john grisham you can read. and I've read everything by michael crichton
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Within 28 days
Yes
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

just absorb it back in
like a rabbit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

She's fit to pop
I'm sure her rampant rabbit is lying dormant in her sock drawer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

knicker drawer

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

'pologies

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)