Idiots
Small children with runny noses
Old people who smell of piss
Identikit girls who dress like prostitutes, have orange skin and shriek
Skinny male chavs who wear white tracky bottoms and scratch their nuts
People who drive up my arse on the road
Anyone who mixes up thing and think - 'We'll do somefink abaat it'
R&B
Shouty music without a tune
Liquorish
Aniseed balls
Palma violets
Arrogance


Celebrities....hmm....nope, hate all of them. Bastards.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd like to be up your arse on the road

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'd come and smack your face in the dash board
Oh yes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've frightened you Bert, haven't I?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

No, I was away for a bit
I'd be happy for you to do that, as long as I got to cop a feel of your arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Hahaha!
Still the same old naughty monkeysex, but now with more added venom and cuntishness.
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

MWAH
Life may batter the nice out of me, but there will always be the monkeysex
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Most of the above
but you're so wrong about the parma violets.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

That's how you spell them!
Taste like perfume.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

All of these.
Perhaps we should make a thread of things we like?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Tread?
I quite like tyres, me.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah, they'd be brilliant. I'd have tyres that print things I like on the road. Cycle over damp concrete, and leave the word "PASTIES!" implanted there for posterity.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I once carved 'pain' into the soles of an extremely high pair of boots I had
Then I put wombat fur insoles inside them and exhibited them in Folkestone.

True fact.
EDIT - maybe it wasn't wombat, but some other furry creature from NZ of which they have too many and therefore make furry insoles and gloves from their pelt.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Surely if the word is 'pain', hedgehog skin insoles are more appropriate?
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

No, it was all about the ...wait for it...
juxtaposition of pleasure and pain and fashion and beauty and s&m and and art.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I didn't buy the wombat soles
My ex-mother-in-law did. She didn't give them to me either - I stole them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

They would be possum, very soft and they are vermin
like teenagers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That's it!
Beautifully soft.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I have some possum woven socks, they are so warm.
You can also buy nipple warmers...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Mmm...
teenagers
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

That would end up being fluffy
Bitter hatred is more entertaining.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)