She's a lot taller than you too

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was just thinking that
She's not my type though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Good.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)

You saying I'm not good enough for her?
I have you know that I'm a gent, I know how to treat a lady right.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Of course not, you're lovely.
Or you seem, it anyway.
I'm saying she's far too young for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)

That is the main reason why she's not my type
But I thank you for the compliment *removes top hat and bows*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Anytime dear sir.
*curtsies*
*flashes ankles*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

*retreats to the opium den to self-pleasure with such vigor as to power a steam engine*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I know :(
She is wearing heels though, but they weren't very high, so it doesn't make it that much better. My Dad's 6'2" and he was looking up to her last night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

And you are quite small too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I am not!
I'm almost 5'9"! That's pretty tall for a girl.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

5'9"!?
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

/gunnery sergeant hartman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Get the FUCK off my obstacle course!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass
and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I like you
you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds;
exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I bet you both
could suck golfballs through a garden hose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

are you a peter puffer?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Get on with some fucking work
You're nearly as tall as Ms Foxtrot, which means I'm probably scared of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I have none.
I've finished uni for the summer.
And awesome, I do love scaring people.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I was thinking
'I don't remember her being this tall'

Then I remembered I was wearing heels at the time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

wearing heels rubbing olive oil into my heaving breasts
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

naturally
there's not many times of the day I'm not doing that.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Sorry, I meant Vipros. With the work thing
Your being 5'9" definitely lends credence to the suggestion that you're hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)