Did you mean to reply to tourette's here?
It doesn't seem like she's saying anything creepy to me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

laugh all the way to the burns unit just seems creepy to me
like some sort of mental patient
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:09, Reply)

That's not very nice, don't be mean to Tourette's
she's just means because she's a terrible cook
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:10, Reply)

I'm not trying to be mean.
She didn't mean to creep me out.
I hope she doesn't hurt herself while trying to cook.
That's terrible.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:16, Reply)

It's from the Viz Letterbox page, years ago
It went something like this:
"I'm just putting the dinner on," quipped my wife, as she poured a pan of stew over herself. How we laughed on the way to the burns unit.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Nearly an hour between the telling of the joke and the explaining thereof
That must be a new record
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Well, I have been in the kitchen...
Making spag bol, neither of which is sharp so I should be ok ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I think it's more the fact that in your absence
no-one could work it out

Obviously I knew...honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Seriously?
Neither of you knew what she was getting at?

Thank Christ I'm here, you have a lot to learn
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Bollocks
You, sir, are a charlatan and a blaggard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:37, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Why the hell would I know what she's talking about?
I live here. You all live there.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:37, Reply)

'I am cooking'
'I will be going to the burns ward in a minute'

That was the joke, how could you not get that?!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Technically you still haven't got it
The joke is not that Tourette's is such a bad cook as to expect to be hospitalised in the course of her culinary efforts, but that she is PUTTING THE DINNER ON - herself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Potayto/Pottato

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:46, Reply)

^THIS
What Foxy said.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Oi, shut up
I know that I'm thick and everything, but my interpretation of what you said is just as valid as yours, and at least I HALF got it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Yes sweetie,
so you did. Now the knife's cooled/solidified sufficiently, I am able to chop the garlic without resulting in Simon Weston fingers.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Simon Weston Fingers
sound like a delicious fast food snack
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Aye, makes Cap'n Japseye look like a poof!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I thought you meant as far as the Viz goes
ALRIGHT GAWD
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Teeheehee

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:50, Reply)

D'oh!
I musta done jinxed myself. Left a knife too close to the stove, thereby melting the handle, resulting in scorched fingers as I just chopped an onion. What a colossal clungetard :o/
And it was DG's favourite Gary Twunting Rhodes knife...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Oopsie daisy
but on the plus side 'clungetard' is my new favourite word
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I was about to say exactly that
You're awesome, Tourettes, so you are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:59, Reply)

fucking
COCK-BLOCKER
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Why, thank you kind sir!
*blushes and scuffs feet awkwardly*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:01, Reply)

I haz the copyright,
but you can use it any time bro ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:00, Reply)

it's bert's fault

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)