So fucking what!
Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:46, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wow that's really long...
What a dick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It would be interesting
to hear someone like Will Young singing that.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

He has never fucked any twat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

He might have experimented before deciding man minge is better.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Perhaps, but I heard he was cock gobbling from a young age

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Maybe he swings both ways.
Keeping his options open, as it were.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

options bumhole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I thought that was going to be an alternative version of "I've been to paradise but I've never been to me"

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I love that song.
Because it's true.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

What is this that you speak of?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMDKDAfnNFs
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

pwnd. I'm too slow.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Wow, that's awful, it's like someone frosted a turd
'wow ok my name is charlene and this song is like speaking to me'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton and I've sipped champagne from a shoe

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I have actually sipped champagne from a shoe
I used to drink in a bar and if you split a drink you had to "shoot the boot" whereby your shoe would be passed arounfd the bar and everyone would add some booze, then you had to down it...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

what happens if you're wearing sandals?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

This wasn't at Jesus camp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

That's just revolting.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7NFKwPWIJc
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Can't find the original so here is the Metallica cover
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxZ4Z6Zo3Fk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

There was a song I had ages ago called Kill the Wabbit or something
and it was a metal style Elmer Fudd song about killing the wabbit. It was awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I used to have that too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

YAY!
:D
I fucking LOVE Perry Como!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)