30 years 5 months and 15 days
I'm old enought to be the mother of a teenager.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

31 years and 10 months (tomorrow)
Sit down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

ha you won't be able to hear those Mosquito loitering prevention devices
but I can!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'm absolutely gutted
how the fuck are those things going to work? When you turn 26 you just arbitrarily stop hearing it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Eh, I'm 28
And I can still hear them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

there are a lot of us 28 year olds on here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

That's TWO...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

al and bert are also 28
I'm certain there are others
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I'll put both hands up.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Does that mean you're 56?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

plus, my dear, plus.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

You sound much younger than that

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

28?
Really?
(berk, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I have no idea.
I haven't heard one for ages, so maybe I'm now too old.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I'm 22
And the one at Sainsburys near mine is on 24/7, and annoys the piss out of me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Grrr
Ok, ok, you win this battle, but I'm still winning the war
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

It's not the age it's the attitude.
She sounds so disapproving and disappointed. That's Mom material right there.
Make sure she never catches you with an apple pie.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'm hungry.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Me too
I won't tell you off for eating apple pie. I'm awful at controlling myself when I'm hungry.

I have no food, I have no money, and it's not even 10am and I'm starving.

I can't miss the fruit trolley at 10:30!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I notice your sig still doesn't say "Internet Mom"
sort it out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Happy?
It's my first one, you should be proud you got me to have one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I like this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I like yours too
But then, how can you be chatting with DF?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Cheeky
It says deflects, not repels
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Yes, sir
Sorry, lost in translation :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You have a fruit trolley?
Lucky thing.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

It's just Darth sat on a skateboard

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Hahaha!
It's good my boss is not here today :))
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

We get 30 pieces for an office of 300
In the name of Health and Safety (??), so yes, we get fruit, only one piece and only if you're quick enough.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Perfect
I just got the CAD guy to let me know when the fruit arrives to the office! I might have a banana today :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Eating?
Who said anything about eating?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

What else would you do with an apple pie?
You dirty, dirty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)

clearly you've never seen the American Pie movies..

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I tried to watch the first
But I found it too stupid and had to leave it unfinished.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

the other ones are more stupid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Thank you
I won't bother then.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

But it's warm and squishy and oh so amenable.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Is it better than your wife?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Nah,
But I need a hobby and so far this is winning.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm glad you have something useful to do with your free time
I wouldn't want to know you're just walking around the town, telling youngsters to be quiet and respectful.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)