Somewhere in the South where you can order food without gravy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*massive high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

*kicks whippet*
Fucking anorexic rats
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

oi!
I have a whippet.

And I'm a southerner.

I also have rats though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Do you ever get them mixed up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

No.
The whippet is black, the rats are white. But that's the only way I can tell.

My whippet is lovely, you're mean.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Yeah, we all know what you Southerners like.
A liberal dose of fanny batter with a side order of baby gravy. Bumders.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

So what your saying is that we jizz over pussys?
Pray tell you Northern povvo what do you jizz over? Whippet caol wrestling porn I'll bet.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

They jizz over their own children

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

That's impressive; Northern children are fucking fat and ugly
They are like the spawn of a thousand Jeremy Kyle participants
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

It does take a lot of discipline to jizz over a northern child, its true.
Especially if you keep your eyes open.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Still more attractive than northern women

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

It's only a matter of time though
Once they get stuck into the WKD it's game over
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

That's why its problematic to keep your eyes open
If you accidentally catch ssight of a Northern lass, you shrivel straight up.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

WELL FUCK YOU
First Kitty thinks I'm 25...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

That's because you look worn and haggered.
and have a head wrap on to keep your hair clean while you scrub teh front step.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I'M STILL IN MY TEENS :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

It's the hard life of manual labour you've had up north
it's aged you prematurely.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Maybe if I had hard labour I'd not be a chubby bint.
I had a proper heart to heart with my mother last night, about everything. She told me my morals were too good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Pffft!
You obviously didn't tell her everything!

But seriously, that sounds like a good thing. I hope it helped.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

It'll put me in debt, but at least I will be able to live my life how I want.
lolmoney.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Stop whining and get back down t'mine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Wimmin down't mine?
Tha's joking lad. That's weer we go t' get out of t'way.
And that's why we were so sorry t see t'mines go.
Nowt to do wi' t' jobs.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I'm very sorry
it wasn't based on your looks, it was because I always think of everyone around here as being the same age as me, I forget you and Appleby are spry and youthful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Sooorkay
I'll forgive you. I'm a week older than Applebite, I think...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

If you can still hear the Mosquitos thwarting your attempts to loiter
then you're young enough.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I can't hear mosquitos :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Well you're old, then, innit?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

What? Speak up deary.
Bloomin kids mumbling all over the internet, I remember when this was all DOS.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Roota is going to be over in a minute
to kick your ass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

she's an honorary southerner
as she has style and is pretty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

She lost points for going out with djtp though

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

sadly that is the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

ahh yes, the typical traits of a southern belle
*flicks hair*

I don't want any of you dirty northerners striking that last e through and adding 'end'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

why would they need to strike through the last e
when they could just go +nd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

oh yeah
shut up you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I'm a midlander, so
hair bean
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Bring it on darlin'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Erm, no.
I was insinuating that you eat fanny batter (jizz) and drink baby gravy (jizz).
Perhaps it was lost in translation. Soft southern jessy.
At least our children are well fed (in case of emergencies), unlike your cockney sparra urchins with their hollow eyes and stick limbs.
Christ, you could play xylophone on the little cunts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Better than a kettle drum
and where I come from fanny batter is woman juice.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Ah, I see.
Wouldn't know about that. It mixes so well with the lard.

And kettle drums? At least their hip bones won't try and cut holes through you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)