Number 3 is blindingly obvious
1. DJ'd at Nottingham Rock City
2. Learned to speak Elvish. Waste of time. Most of the people who do are WEIRD
3. Had full sex with a man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But you have had sex with a man.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Name him

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Barry the bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

FUCK
bloody age of information, can't keep anything secret nowadays
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I don't know you didn't say
but you wrote on the internet that you had sex with a man. Are you saying you LIED!?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Correction
I never said I had full sex with a man - cos I haven't - although in my Doctors, Hospitals etc QOTW response I did admit that I'd had sexual congress with a man. Or men. But not bumsex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

What, you've never left Norfolk?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I'm not even FROM Norfolk

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Pfft
It's telling that "Lied about where I'm from" wasn't your category 2 answer.
(Cave Duck, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Where I'm from is firmly hinted at in answer number 1!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Oops Norwich.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

stupid
it's Northwich.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I've dated someone from Northwich.
Effffort.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I was just about to say Sthat's only in Cheshire you lazy mare"
but I'm thinking of Nantwich, where Darth is from.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I am painfully confused right now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

He's a lying get, he tried to convince me that he's from Knottingley.

(Cave Duck, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

How long has it taken you
to Google a town name that sounds like Nottingham?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

It is in Cheshire
but I was in Stockport, which technically is cheshire but really is Gtr. Manc. And it's a long way to travel when you're 14.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

He had Norfolk an' chance.
*drumkit falls off cliff*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)