Let's see
1. Developed a lucrative career in games writing/design.
2. Done any illegal drugs or smoked a cigarette.
3. Watched ET.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:35, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think ET is shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I've never wanted to watch it
Same with Top Gun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

But Top Gun is fucking brillliant!
ET can fuck off, but TOP GUN!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Top Gun really is brilliant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Just had no desire to watch it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

it'd seem horribly dated if you watched it for the first time now
I suspect
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

That's what I reckon as well
Plus I'd be watching it thinking "You psychotic dwarf, you're a danger to the free-thinking world".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I almost choked on my tea then you swine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I am fucking terrified of Tom Cruise
I had a premonitionary dream about him being a wrong'un when I was 13.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Coincidentally
'Premonitionary' is my favourite sexual position. The missus wants to get some of that delaying lube to stop it though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

It's not, actually
I watched it for the first time recently and it was awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Oh shut up
a) you've been to InFest, OBVIOUSLY you've taken illegal drugs
b) everyone has seen ET. You could've got away with Close Encounters of the Third Kind, but everyone has seen ET
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

a) Nope, never.
b) Nope, never.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

"what never?"
"no never!"
"what never?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Hardly everrrrrrrr!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

thank fuck someone got it
I'd like to point out I only know that from Sideshow Bob singing it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I knew you were going to say that
Because that's the only way I know it too

Although, for extra geek points, I do also know another number from HMS Pinafore as it was featured at the beginning of Star Trek Insurrection

Hehe... "erection"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

which one was insurrection?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

After First Contact, before Nemesis
It's the one with the fountain of youth (FFS) and F. Murray Abraham wondering how he went from winning an Oscar to being slathered in layers of prosthetic in 15 years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

not sure I've seen it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Completists only
It's entertaining enough, but after the jaw-dropping awesomeness of First Contact, it's just a bit meh. Plus it's an odd-number Star Trek film
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Hugh Laurie sings An English Man in House
it made me happy. He also went to fancy dress party dressed as Percy, it was fucking brilliant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Well done on 2
I'm a massive shithouse and even I have smoked weed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Thanks, I'm actually quite proud of it!
I don't judge others if they do, and I'm more than happy to sit around chatting with stoners, just it's not for me :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I judge people who take coke and rabbit shit at me and pin me in the corner to rabbit the same shit at me three more times
But other than that I'm very tolerant
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Well, yes, they can be very irritating

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

to be fair though
some people do that when not on drugs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I hate them too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I read that as 'take coke and rabbit shit'
and I was like "what is this crazy new drugs lingo?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Officelols you cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I might start handing out raisins and telling people it's a crazy new drug called rabbit shit

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Poor Labs, again denied the raisins.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

My fruity nemesis

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Poor Darth, denied again the significance.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I set 'em up
You knock 'em down!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You've saddled yourself with the wrong Sam as your sidekick.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I am reminded of this all too often.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

it's not for everyone
works well for me though :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You should be proud of it mate
I consider half the stuff they play at InFest to be borderline unlistenable without drugs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I love filthy noise though
Some of it isn't hardcore enough!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I assumed as much
otherwise I would really have had to question your motivation for going!

I'm one of the annoying bastards who only really likes the blindingly obvious bands like VNV, APB, Covenant and Combichrist. Please don't hit me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I won't, I like them too :)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

That's all right then
Is it me or are Combichrist actually getting better with every album?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)