I'm glad you didn't settle
that would suck.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Never even got close to tell the truth
a girl did ask me to marry her in a round-about-way. I laughed it off (and then ran a fucking mile).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

In a roundabout way?
how does one propose in a roundabout way? Wiggy asked me what I would say if he did ask, but I told him that's cheating.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I did that
I didn't want to go through the whole down on one knee thing only to be horribly disappointed and embarrassed in front of my family
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I slipped it into conversation
she said of course, then I rummaged around in my bag for the ring and got down on one knee for a fraction of a second because the ground was fucking soaking wet peat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Aw Bless.
A man who would risk rheumatiz for his loved one is a gem indeed.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

you're all rubbish
you can't test the waters with a marriage proposal!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

months before I did it I came up with the perfect thing to say
a long speech extolling her virtues

but then I totally forgot it. every single word. so I thought I wouldn't bother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

fucking stoner.
...oh shit!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Basically what you just said there
"What would you say if I asked...because I feel like asking..."

And he's off...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I told Wiggy he's not allowed to propose to me like that
he has to do a whole speech on why I'm the best thing since hot buttered toast.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I've been proposed to by text
Then he tried to backtrack.
I call him a coward, and then call him engaged.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

christ, you don't want much, do you
Hot buttered toast is fucking awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

exactly.
he should open with that if he knows me at all.

He did say he was planning on doing it in haiku.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

On the one hand the extra effort has got to be worth points
On the other hand, what a fucking ponce
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

It was because I said on here that I would let him have anal if he asked me in haiku
and Chompy attempted to find him to tell him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Kitty O'Hara
I know you're seeing Will, but
Will you marry me?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Wait, actually
I cannot marry you, as
my lady is ace
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I hope you're not hurt
By my sudden proposal;
I just wanted anal
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I think I'll stick that on my profile
Just the first one though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I feel like a kid whose finger painting's been stuck to the fridge

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Dammit, I want some hot buttered toast now

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I had some for supper last night
because when I went into my bread bin I noticed the bread was getting a bit dry. So I thought it would be a shame to waste it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I hate Tesco
but they do this bread called "Tiger Bread", and it's fresh baked and warm and the smell is divine...dammit!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Our Asda gives a percentage of profits from its tiger bread to our local zoo to help the baby tigers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Aww, that's sweet
but I would club those baby tigers to death with a spikey baseball bat for a slice of tiger bread right now...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Morrisons or Asda do a salt and pepper tiger bread
it is the best bread ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I will look out for it
the only bread I dont like is poppy seed bread (it does weird things to my guts).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

that'll be the heroin

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I left almost a full loaf of bread in the breadbin for so long
that Wiggy and I were fighting over who had to empty it. So we left it. Then another month later it had all disappeared, leaving just a green bag. What the fuck?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

The bread bin pixies took it away
1) Open bread bin
2) Steal bread
3) ?
4) Profit!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

And then smeared their green pixie jizz all over the bag.
Bread Bin Pixies - They sound nice but they're right cunts really.
(Cave Duck, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

are you sure you don't want some me?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Just the toast m'am
Just the toast
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I imagined you tipping your hat then

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Also, no 3. Is that an "on cold reflection" or have you never even thought yourself to be "at the time"?
Tell me to piss off if that's overly personal.
(Cave Duck, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

On cold reflection
I got lust and love mixed up once-upon-a-time
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

*empathises*

(Cave Duck, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)