week and a half to go for me...all a bit tense
We said reply by May 30th with a letter or you're not coming, simple. If people can't be botherd to reply they can fuck off simple.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ooh, good luck
we said reply by june 30th, and gave them RSVP cards which they just need to put a stamp on and cross out a line on the back. Got about 4 back, one from my parents on which they asked us to provide them with larks tongue pate for food. Useful.
( ascorbate, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You have to phone everyone to double check
And then they will still drop out at the last minute. Invite some b3tans. Only 20% of the b3tans I invited dropped out.

Mind you, less than 2% of the other guests I invited dropped out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I have one drop out, but he is dying so he gets a pass.
Anyone else would get cunted in the fuck!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

grim

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I don't really know any b3tans
I mean, I've met some, but it's not quite the same as the long term family and friends who I've had many years to learn to loathe.
( ascorbate, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

How many did you send?
We have 200 bloody people coming, it's been such a mission keeping track!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I've got 120 during the day which is the most we can fit in the church
then a few more in the evening.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Yeah we have less in the evening, 200 to church and reception
then kick out teh oldies and have a party for the kids, it's win win!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

200!!!
Whoa.
We have room for 70 max. We're culling like crazy.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

The Mrs has a large family and loads of good friends
We've been brutal as well, no children, no partners unless they at least live together and we both know and like them and family that have to be invited are not invited to the evening bit.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm totally going to crash it
and hang outside the church like a lunatic, getting in on all the photos.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

How will I know it's you?
I imagine you'll have a dead fox stole and dirty old wedding dress, dark eye make up and a dead boquet!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Me too
we should pretend to be Sid and Nancy, and I can kill you at the end of the night and then OD in the back of the police car.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Best wedding EVER!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

45 actual paper invites
we invited 75 folk, and maybe 45 are coming. Can't fit more than 60 in the reception venue (good call by mrvitC that), and that is to include sprogs.
( ascorbate, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I think my invite must have got lost in the post
so I plan just to rock up to the reception with my Hell's Angels pals. You can fuck off if you think I'm sitting through a fucking service. Me and the boys just want to get pissed, start some fights and nick stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You'll get a puppy thrown at you with that attitude.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Excellent - BARBECUE, ANGELS-STYLE...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)