I love weddings! All your mates, good food, good booze, what's the problem?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I fucking hate them
all the poncey outfits, people you don't know/like, the competitive spunking of cash on fripperies. gah.
I wanted to elope, but mrvitC wouldn't allow it.
( ascorbate, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Eloping is a super idea,
I had this idea of getting married in a church in Barcelona, where you walk out into a small sqaure with a tree in thge middle, we could have tapas and drinks for the bar on the other side and dance under the night sky until the early morning!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Don't
The paperwork will kill you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

No thanks, not for me.
- Got to drink enough so it looks like your'e having a good time (can't have a good time and not drink), until you get pissed and end up embarassing yourself.
- The mix of kids and grannys and mates mean you always look over your shoulder when saying jokes.
- Wearing a suit on a hot day, or it's raining and you can't smoke.
- Chaz and Dave
- Rubbish food, normally the frozen stuff is frozen solid, the cooked stuff is stewed, and there is always some cunt who insists everyone is kosha/vegan/nut-free.
- "Oh Mark, he's done so well for himself, since finishing university (he got a First, donchaknow) he went on to invent nucular fission and on the week end he and his beutiful girlfriend go cleaning oil off seals. I don't know where he finds time to do it, agmonst all the training (he's training for the olympics, donchaknow. Oh, didn't you know? He's going for everything, in line for 15 golds). So, how are you doing, what have you been up too?"
- "Aww, why don't you give Amy a dance, I'm sure she won't mind dancing with you?" (she's 14).
- "Aww, have you meet clair? She's really cleaned up since she left rehab, quite a good looking girl, here, let me introduce you CLARE !!! CLARE !!!!!"....." Oh Clare, this is Gonz, he's a website developer, doncha' know, why don't you tell her all about it while I leave you two alone".

....etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

You go to shit weddings!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Yup

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Hey!
Clare's alright you know. She's good for gobble at least.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

It'll be alright if someone could make it clear to me if third-cousins are OK or not.
I'm never sure what the rules are about these things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You have to ask yourself three questions:
1: Are you royalty?
2: Are you from Norfolk?
3: Are you desperate?

If the answer to any of these is "yes", the rule is "probably".
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I've met Mark
he's a twat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

He's such an inspiration to us all, as human beings.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

ha ha
we must frequent the same weddings!
( ascorbate, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Fuck it, spend the money on a trip to somewhere hot, get married on a beach and have michalin-star food and cocktails under the stars.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

^^ this
a million times this. My sister had an amazing wedding and I know full well that our family is full of judgmental twats who'll compare so I'm not having one, I'm going to go travelling for a year or for as long as my funds last instead. I might come back married and then just have an almight piss up. Cheaper, and I'll have spent my money on something I really want to do instead of what is essentially a big fuck off party for other people.

Not that anyone's asked yet, mind...
(berk, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)