Are you going to dress your dog up in a little bow tie?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

she'd only chew it up!
she's already grown out of her first dress :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Don't talk about Gonz like that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

But he's all sexy when he wears a bow tie
especially if that's all he's got on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

...and it twirls

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'm sporting a lob on right now
I'm going to look at your facebook photos to finish myself off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Oh boy, I've found the one of you in pink tights.
I'm gonna spluff on my keyboard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

THEY'RE RED STOCKINGS
not this again
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'm so clearly correct in my assertion that they are pink

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

PINK
just like her bits
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I've heard her bits are slightly crusty and brown

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

They are awful, aren't they?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'm going to start crying again :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Awwwwwww
don't cry, I'm sure your bits are lovely and pink and downy and soft like a new born sparrow that someone has been stroking with a highlighter pen.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'm going to have a fruit corner and some diet coke and try not to start weeping again
fucking drugs :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Drugs are rubbish
I hope your fruit corner makes you feel better. What flavour is it? I like the black cherry ones.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Strawberry, simple yet effective
I'll fell better in a week or too. Stay at home and build myself up again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I'd suggest having a hot meat injection
but you're a long way from Tayyabs. You could always go into Rusholme though. Lal Quila was always our favourite place.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Hopefully seeing Pet, who now has his own house in Levenshulme.
It'll either upset me, depress me or make me really happy. Most likely end up sobbing over him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Kristine
As a Merkin I have a question for you. I am coming over to Merkinland in a couple of weeks and I don't know what drinks I should be ordering at the bar, or even if that's how you do things over there.

What's the best beer over there and when I order my drinks and give the barman money do I pay with a large bill and say keep the change or is it best to collect all my change and then leave a dollar a drink (I have read this is a reasonable amount to tip in most bars)
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

All their beer is horrid, go to San Fransico and order an apple martini
when you get it slip the barman a 10 and say "Have you ever been to Dunstable", he'll understand.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

But what if he prefers Luton?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Also I am going to San Francisco

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Red. Red. Redredredredredred.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

redrumredrumredrumredrumredrumredrum.
: )
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)