I can't be bothered to move
but I know I have to. My head hurts. I had a cocktail (gin) and a Fruli (yum yum). Then half a bottle of wine in just over 10 mins. By shotting it. Then 3 apple sours. Then I fell over a bit. Then I drank about 3/4 of a HUGE bottle of Lambrini. Then

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MY HEAD HURTS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:53, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lambrini?
You're a walking student cliche. With pink stockings.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

RED
Stalk me correctly, please.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Right


That there looks pink to me, what do other people think
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Red
It's just 'cos she's so pale.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

You can fuck off shitty arse
Does anyone with proper colour vision want to give an opinion?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:25, Reply)

RED!
Definitely red and I'm an artist so I should know.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)

What is wrong with you people!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Two secs
IT'S FUCKING RED OK

Ugly face
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:30, Reply)

That is not the same
The one on your thigh is clearly pink in that photo. What you're holding in your hand appears to be what you use to strain the pips out of your jam.

Edit - also GAH it's a bit big that picture, maybe a link would be better.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

It's the same fucking pair of stockings!
yay arm
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)

hubba hubba

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Have you been using them to make jam?
Or Pease Pudding?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

No
I only wore them once. I prefer my black and white striped ones.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I have some of those
Amanda Palmer style
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

they will look lighter when streched.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Spread over a lady's thigh,
opaque red could appear pink...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I'm just imagining you saying the words
"spread over a lady's thigh"

It's a good thought.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I'm very scouse
It doesn't lend itself to eroticism
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

errrr
that's orange
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I blame the light in my room

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I blame your orange tights

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I BLAME YOU STALKING ME

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)

o_O

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I know it's a bit sexy,
but since it's your thigh I would have hoped you could control yourself.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:30, Reply)

You're a Lambrini girl?
Nooooooooo!
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

It was the first time I've ever had it
and I was too drunk to taste it.

ARGH WHY DID I DO THAT IT WAS SUCH A MISTAKE

We played a drinking game to "Get Over IT" (awesome film). Drink whenever they say Get, Over, or It. "it's" doesn't count.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

it's about 3%

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Yes but it's that bad 3% that will get you at the end.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Yes but ...
it's fizzy and very sweet so it can make you feel really sickly, especially on top of her mix of drinks.
It's lethal stuff.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)

And I had a lot :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

3% of a lot is not much
I'm really not having this, sorry. The other drinks got you pissed - that stuff probably helped with the hangover due to the high water and sugar content.

In other news, I have discovered that my local Turkish shop's 2 x bottles of Italian Merlot for £5 is actually drinkable.

This is the best and worst news I've had this week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Most of the damage was probably the wine
Wine gets you drunk.

And I do have a killer hangover, which I don't usually get.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)

*says nothing*

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Wow.
I don't even need to comment this time!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Genius film!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Oh God!
It's the Second Coming of BGB

Tee hee
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

STOP BULLYING ME!
ONLINE!
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Tee hee

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Oh oh, can you 'Do the Lambrini' ??

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

How's the domestic situation?
Any warfare yet or is it still honeymoon period?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Have not moved in yet, will probably do so at the end of the month
I don't want to dip into my savings so I'm paying her as I get paid, before I move in. She doesn't care if I move in now but I'd like to be sure I'm squared away first.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Christ
If you're going to embrace alcoholism, you should really try to enjoy what you drink.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

The cocktail was nice.
The Fruli was nice.
The wine wasn't so bad.
The apple sours weren't too bad.
I was too pissed to taste the Lambrini.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)