I'm trying to remember who I was putting it to in 1990
Your mum's name isn't Sarah, is it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My mum's name is fairly unusual
and I'm the spit of my dad, so I think I'm legit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

phew

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Maybe you were adopted from a single mother
and your dad got around a bit.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Is your dad Christopher Biggins?
Sorry.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

:( :( :( :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

You can't throw something like that out there
and expect me not to swing at it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I say I look like a member of my family and you call me ugly?
:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Biggins is LUSCIOUS, dahling.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

dig up, stupid.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I've been told I look like a naked mole rat enough times
that I'm just going to run with it.

run burrow
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

hahahahahah
so you've basically been called a dickface?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

That too.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Still not happy.
I know I'm no stunner but don't rub it in my Merrick-featured face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Aw pet, forum banter etc etc.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I'll punch you in the face next time I see you
As you might be able to remember, I came good on my promise to punch Chompy in the face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Aw crap. Don't hurt me, I'll be good, I promise.
Can I redeem myself with this brilliant news story that Clendrix just gazzed me?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

What a cock

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I like the way you look
it's like a burlesque dancer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Stripping for fat posh girls :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Exactly
Someone said that my one of my pole groups is fat and looks like they have 3 cheeseburgers before every session, which I've taken offence to. The girl who said it has a personal vendetta against one my pole girls, but still. Bitch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Fucking hell part 2
I first started putting things into things in 1990.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)