*kicks self again*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

did you miss out on the boob nuzzling?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

It tends to be a girl on girl thing at these bashes.
The guys are too shy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Once I'm married I reckon I'm allowed to do that
since I'm already committed in the relationship and stuff
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Of course.
Once you're married you have carte blance to fondle, grope and squeeze all B3tan ladies whenever the mood takes you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

It's even dafter than that
Lampito asked me to give Blousie's well-reputed norks a good grope by way of saying "Hi" from her. So I had, in writing, a request to jiggle Blousies magnificent mammaries which would prove I wasn't just doing it for my own benefit.

And I forgot.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Yours was the first face I saw when I came down on Saturday from being ill all day.
It would have been a lovely greeting.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Clearly I'm going to have to get used to the etiquette of these things
I was always bought up to believe it was a bit off to introduce yourself to a lady you've never met, who's been sleeping off an ailment all day, by boldly blundering into her bountiful bosom.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

dumbass.
Jeez, what are you, gay?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

He does have very limp wrists

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I have no sympathy for you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)