I passed out last night
Didn't even drink one beer.
Rapey was grinning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh Chompy you're rapey, you're rapey don't come near me HEY CHOMPY!
-hand claps-
Oh Chompy it's a pity you're so very mean, you look like you're a rapist and you come from Milton Keynes.
Oh Chompy it's a pity that you don't understand, that NO means NO Chompy!
So what you do Chompy, do Chompy, don't rape my arse Chompy!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

^This
is positively inspired.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

POTD

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

he must be serenaded at the next bash

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

like I'd come to the next one.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I can actually hear Toni Basil singing this in my head!

( djtrialprice, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I can't believe I missed this
I've clicked it many a time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Woke up with sore arse,
Head fuzzy, but now I know
How Lampito feels.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

My ass is virgin
No man may feel its embrace
Deffo not Chompy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

"Methinks the Lady"
As that line from Hamlet goes
"Doth protest too much"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I like this, I say
It works as poetry, but
Is sadly not true.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Oh, "sadly not true"?
Rather than suffer regret,
why not try it once?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

It does not move me
Not the kind of thing I like
(Na na na na na)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Fair enough, I say
it's not for everyone, and
I shall not judge you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Can you guess the song?
It's not a very good one
I used to like it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

A quick Google search
Tells me it's the Kaiser Chiefs
Now I feel quite old.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Did not want you
to think I was cheating with
the na na na nas.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)