Some good quality sleep
Would be an excellent present.

I always buy presents that are things I'd like myself.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:21, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I really wish I could buy good quality sleep sometimes
Although if I take your second piece of advice, he's totally getting a llama for his birthday...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

She has a natural 22" waist, is lovely, and intelligent, and great fun. And OWNS 5 ALPACAS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

*spluffs*

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

That's not the most flattering picture of her either...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Of the blonde girl or the black alpaca?
_{Either would work for me}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Both ;)
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( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Christ on a llama
I almost ripped my cock off.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Easy now, easy now :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

when i go surfing we drive past a farm with a load of alpacas
every time we go past my brother informs me that a pregnant alpaca is worth somewhere in the region of £13k. I don't know how he knows this. Nor do I want to.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

13k?
Duly noted.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Please don't try to impregnate a llama. Please.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Oh, but just imagine the hellish hybrid of camelid and corvid!
Half llama, half carrion crow.

That would simultaneously be amazing and fucking terrifying.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Where's Labs and his paintmash skills?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Llama rustling
It's clearly the way forward - £13k must be way more than a pregnant sheep.
(berk, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Llamas and alpacas
are both excellent guard animals.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

And god knows I need protection out on the mean streets of
...erm...Wimbledon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

They spit too
Just like camels.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I read that
as good quality sheep.

Even though I could do with some sleep.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

glad i wasn't the only one then

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Good quality sheep....
I'm not sure what constitutes 'good quality' with a sheep.

They all want to either escape or die.
If they can achieve both at the same time they're really happy.

Mind you, I suppose if they push back that would constitute good quality.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

damn
I answered before I read, I guess we all read it like that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I misread that as
good quality sheep.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)