I use what i've got available
you're all make believe friends and know each other quite well, I don't, so when somebody comes after me I go for the jugular and let them run away crying.

I would still do your Mrs, though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's a difference in attitude
which is kind of summed up by your first line. I can't speak for everyone, but I'm sure most, like me, aren't here just to insult each other or score points, so don't see other people's vulnerabilities or issues as ammo.

don't blame you, she's hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I only see it as ammo when they're coming after me in a personal way
i.e. finding stuff from another website and repeatedly bringing it up, I wasn't saying those things to be malicious, but to stop the ribbing.
Up until that point, I'll say and take anything anyone says as banter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I'd forgotten the dating site thing had been mentioned.
Don't know enough about the rest, so I'm keeping out of it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

At a boy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I made one mention of the site on here. The rest of it was other people. I'm not ashamed of belonging to a dating site as I said at the time.
Oh and it was sheer coincidence that I found your profile on fathers day. I'd done my grieving bit in the morning instead.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Coincidence
or you've already been through every other man that'll have you in a 70 mile radius?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Not yet, but I'm working on it. Very very slowly.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'm pretty sure this is the most boring argument I've ever read on here.
you're all a bunch of wordy cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

this^
a thousand times
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

all of it
or just my bit?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

All of it,
I might just put them both on ignore until one of them kills the other.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'll let you know if that's looking increasingly likely
so you can unignore them in time to see it actually happen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I have no ill feeligs towards Becky
none at all, I gain sexual gratification from the arguing though.

Cor!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

That's not a bad idea, you know. We can settle this by DEATHMATCH.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I wouldn't stand a chance

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I meant on, like, Quake.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

She'd probably still win
I was ace in my youth, but don't do that so much any more
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I've never played. But I'm fairly sure I'd still win.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Oh in that case
I'd totally kick your arse.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hah!
Like you'd ignore a girl on the internet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

No you wont. You love the dwama. Just not when its about you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Before I was guessing.
You really are mental.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Don't you fucking start
you massive spastic cuntshittwat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Doesn't work when you don't have anything personal...
...and can't 'go for the jugular' does it?
I am serious - you should really talk with your GP and get a referal.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

It was banter, Doc
I'm sorry if it upset you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

It didn't but thank you.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Nae bother, treacletits
but in a serious answer to your question, I've been in and out of counselling for two years, for totally self inflicted reasons, and Becky knows this, but as yet I am beyond help.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Good luck with it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You sarcastic bastard
I'll have your eyes!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)