You need Barr's lemonade
The best money can buy. Well, Scottish money anyway.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:46, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

money thieving
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Cresta lemonade is the best you can buy!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

No I do not
I need Schofield's, good scouse lemo.
They don't make it any more though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Probably went out of business
after all the clientèle nicked their hubcabs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Cunt off
It was a very sad day when they went bust
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Pffft
you said bust. That made me think of boobies. Specifically your boobies.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I also said cunt
I admire the sense of decency that your subconscious seems to possess
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I would never be so rude as to think of your foo foo
not when I like your boyfriend so much.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

You're a swell guy, Al

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Must be from glass bottle

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

If we could get it in glass bottles here I would like it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Indeed.
Barr's lemonade (or American Cream Soda, or of course the venerable Irn Bru) is at its best when drunk from a glass bottle. I've not seen one in ages though. Garages used to sell them, for some reason.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Not in England though, surely?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Probably not
Barr's missed a trick there, I reckon.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I wish Lucozade still had glass bottles and orange cellophane

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)

As brought to you by your gran
when you were ill as a child.

At least that's what happened in my family. I can never drink Lucozade now without thinking I should be feeling sick.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

It was indeed Grandma
Grandma was my great gran. Nana is my nana.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I didn't know my grandparents
*violins*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Did they take one look at you
and decide they weren't interested?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Nearly,
they took one look and then died.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)