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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had a horrible dream yesterday
I was trapped in what seemed to be an episode of buffy, only I was being tortured and killed by an evil demon with razor blades instead of hands.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Lovely, but did you get an erection?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
No
I had a horrible sense of impending dread.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
Oh, that's less fun
Do you find it can take a few hours to fully shake off that feeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Yes!
Mine is usually a sense of guilt at dream-cheating on Wiggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
How could you!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)
It's not me, it's my brain
it's a whore when my back is turned.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
I like your brain
I bet it enjoys pole dancing in the non empowering way.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
yeah my brain laughs in the face of feminism
it shaves its legs and wears uncomfortable underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Ditto
I worry about getting too drunk in case it starts an affair with my boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
It's not your brain you need to worry about
it's me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

me my fetid cock
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
I know all about you two
So long as he comes home to me and washes your Brut off first, I'm ok.
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Brut jizz
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
No, no, it's not jizz
They always get takeaway that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
If you want to make that dream a reality
you only have to get on the train to London.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
*high fives in London town*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
I'll keep that in mind
when I'm a bored housewife
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)
I'll be a bored househusband by then too.
I can see this working out quite well. I'm not sure how I'm going to install a pole without the mrs finding out though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
Tell her it's structural

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
^this
tell her it's a load-bearing pole and it's integral to the property.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Tell him to stay in his room
and keep very quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
Arf arf arf arf arf

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

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