I'm hoping my mrs' parents will offer as I was speaking to my dad last night
and apparently they are skint too :-/

I'm not entirely sure why we are so much more skint than usual. We had a quarterly water bill this month and two new tyres on the car, but they weren't totally excessive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:25, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Probably that solid gold guitar you bought

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Also Croissants aren't as cheap as they once were

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'm not feeling particularly smug at the moment
so croissants aren't required
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I ate 3 croissants for breakfast today.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

not feeling
croissants aren't required I've upgraded to pain au chocolat as big as your head.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

my guitar is only gold coloured
it'd sound rubbish if it were made of gold
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Picking it up would be a bastard too

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I know exactly why I'm broke, Glastonbury.
I would offer to cook them a curry if I was that broke, you could feed 6 on £20 rather than £80
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

we arranged to go for the curry before realising how broke we are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I feel your pain
I have £33 in my account. Sadface.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

That wont even buy my train ticket to Nottingham.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I know.
I'm supposed to be going to Cambridge to see my parents on the 16th, that will cost me £35. I've got 4 pole classes between now and then though so I'll have a bit of spare cash.

What you going to Nottingham for? Is it to see your boyfriend (snigger)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Chompy has standards, he wouldn't date a darkie.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Pffffft

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

No it's to see my cousin,
I haven't seen her since New York, and she's having a house party with all her student nurse friends.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

ahhhh the truth comes out
lots of rape-potential there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I bet those student nurses does themselves up with Rohypnol
and just lie there on the living room with their legs apart.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I really think these rape jokes are getting a bit insensitive now.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I know Chompy,
you rape ONE girl ONE time and people start defining you by it. It's a sad indictment of modern times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It's almost like condemning former alcoholic and smug tosser blaireau69
for being a former alcoholic and a smug tosser, or family killer and cat mutilater batshitmentalist for mutilating her cats and killing off her family.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I thankfully have never had any experience of rape.
Other people on here have.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Just because you closed your eyes
and pretended not to be able to hear them doesn't stop it being rape Rapey.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Well, I tried.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)