Fucking travesty much
Everyone knows it's bacon and egg, silly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not a massive fan of eggs
Apart from Chickenlady's eggs, of course.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I would like some bacon.
but the baconolicious smell would draw attention to my sneaking out to retrieve said bacon so it's a bit of conundrum.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

People at your place are allowed smoke breaks, yes?
Then they are being BACONIST if they stop you from getting bacon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

That's true, I should fight for the right to bacon.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

NO! SLEEP! 'TIL BACON!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I now envision you
as some peculiar form of contraception service who extracts his clients' ovulations with judicious use of a drinking straw before their partners wander in with their engorged, throbbing members in their hands, tip you an amount roughly equivalent to your bus fare home and shoo you out the door before they plough their mucky furrow.

_{But then my imagination's being a bit strange this morning.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

If I like the client
I use my wacky 'spectacles' novelty drinking straw.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Ooh, do you have one of those awesome curly-wurly straws?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Bacon and eggs -
a day's work for the chicken: a lifetime's work for the pig.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)